Monday, December 24, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007
dalawang araw na...
wala tuloy magawa...
nakatunganga sa kwarto,,
naghahanap ng makakausap..
hindi ko lama kung hanggang kelan pa mawawala
pero namimiss ko na ang magdamagang pakikipagbabaran sa harap ng computer...]
Friday, November 23, 2007
Sulat ni Tatay at Nanay
Sa aking pagtanda, unawain mo sana ako at pagpasensiyahan.
Kapag dala ng kalabuan ng mata ay nakabasag ako ng pinggan
o nakatapon ng sabaw sa hapag kainan, huwag mo sana akong kagagalitan.
Mara mdamin ang isang matanda. Nagse-se lf-pity ako sa tuwing sinisigawan mo ako.
Kapag mahina na ang tenga ko at hindi ko maintindihan
ang sinasabi mo, huwag mo naman sana akong sabihan
ng "binge!" paki-ulit nalang ang sinabi mo o pakisulat nalang.
Pasensya ka na, anak. Matanda na talaga ako.
Kapag mahina na ang tuhod ko, pagtiyagaan mo sana akong
tulungang tumayo, katulad ng pag- aalalay ko sa iyo noong nag-aaral ka pa lamang lumakad.
Pagp asensyahan mo sana ako kung ako man ay nagiging makulit at paulit-ulit na parang sirang plaka.
Basta pakinggan mo nalang ako.
Huwag mo sana akong pagtatawanan o pagsasawaang pakinggan.
Na tatandaan mo anak noong bata ka pa?
kapag gusto mo ng lobo, paulit-ulit mo 'yong sasabihin, maghapon kang mangungulit hangga't hindi mo nakukuha ang gusto mo.
Pinagtyagaan ko ang kakulitan mo.
Pagpasens yahan mo na rin sana ang aking amoy.
Amoy matanda, amoy lupa.
Huwag mo sana akong piliting maligo.
Mahina na ang katawan ko.
Madaling magkasakit kapag nalamigan, huwag mo sana akong pandirihan.
N atatandaan mo noong bata ka pa?
pinatyagaan kitang habulin sa ilalim ng kamakapag ayaw mong maligo.
Pagpa sensyahan mo sana kung madalas, ako'y masungit, dala na marahil ito ng katandaan.
Pagtanda mo, maiintindihan mo rin.
Kapag may konti kang panahon, magkwent uhan naman tayo, kahit sandali lang.
Inip na ako sa bahay, maghapong nag- iisa.
Walang kausap.
Alam kong busy ka sa trabaho, subalit nais kong malaman mo na sabik na sabik na akong makakwentuhan ka, kahit alam kong hindi ka interesado sa mga kwento ko.
Natatanda an mo anak, noong bata ka pa?
Pinagtyagaan kong pakinggan at intindihinang pautal-utal mong kwento tungkol sa iyong teddy bear.
At kapag dumating ang sandali na ako'y magkakasaki t at maratay sa banig ng karamdaman, huwag mo sana akong pagsawaang alagaan.
Pagpasensyahan mo na sana kung ako man ay maihi o madumi sa higaan, pagtyagaa n mo sana akong alagaan sa mga huling sandali ng aking buhay.
Tutal hindi na naman ako magtatagal.
K apag dumating ang sandali ng aking pagpanaw,ha wakan mo sana ang aking kamay at bigyan mo ako ng lakas ng loob na harapin ang kamatayan..
A t huwag kang mag-alala, kapag kaharap ko na ang Diyos na lumikha,ibubul ong ko sa kanya na pagpalain ka sana ... dahil naging mapagmahal ka sa iyong ama't ina...
Written by Rev. Fr. Ariel F. Robles
CWL Spiritual Director
St. Augustine Parish
Baliuag, Bulacan
The Virgin
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack be cause he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The
boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy friend , "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Thursday, November 8, 2007
11/08/07---tandaan mo myguel!!
myguel.. anu..
tandaan mo tong date na toh!!
tandaan mo din yung sinabi mo!!
eto lang masasabi ko...
utut mo!!lokohin mo lelang mo...
wag ka magsalita ng tapos...
pag yun hindi mo natupad lilibre mo ko...
celebration na rin... hahahhaha....
one word: hanggang dun na lang yun!!
*sipol
bwahahahahahahaha....
Multiply- Cubeblog EB
| Start: | Nov 24, '07 |
| End: | Nov 25, '07 |
| Location: | Lucena |
Management Week
| Start: | Nov 19, '07 |
| End: | Nov 24, '07 |
| Location: | PUP |
GALA GALORE NA ITO!!!...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
^^
Temperament Test
Four Types of Temperament:(click on the temperament type for further infos)
The four temperaments were originally proposed by Hippocrates (the "father of medical science") 350 years before the birth of Christ, to explain differences in personalities, based on the predominant bodily fluid—hence the rather unappealing names: choleric, sanguine, phlegmatic, and melancholic. Even today these same terms are used to describe temperament, by which we mean an individual's tendency to react in a certain way throughout their life, forming an identifiable pattern.
1.The Melancholic or The Idealist type.
"Idealists pride themselves on being loving, kindhearted, and authentic"
2. The Choleric or The Rationalist Type.
"Rationals pride themselves on being ingenious, independent, and strong willed"
3. The Phlegmatic or The Traditional Type.
"Guardians pride themselves on being dependable, helpful, and hard-working"
4. The Sanguine or The Hedonist Type.
"Artisans pride themselves on being unconventional, bold, and spontaneous"
Now, what's your temperament?
Click the link for the free temperament test
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Here's my Temperament test result:
| Idealist | 9 |
| Rationalist | 2 |
| Traditionalist | 8 |
| Hedonist | 11 |
post your result here..
Health Reminder: STROKE
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously.. Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and that she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm, Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally! He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, S.T. R. . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S * Ask the individual to SMILE .
(If the smile is lopsided, a stroke is likely to have occured.)
T * Ask the person to TALK to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (If the speech is slurred, a stroke is likely to have occured.) (Coherently) ( i.e. . . It is sunny out today)
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .
(If he or she cannot raise one arm, a stroke is likely to have occured.)
*NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue! If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other, that is also an indication of a stroke. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 117 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Quiz 9: Why are you sad?
Quiz 8: What Type of Person Are You?
Not greedy by nature, the Satisfied knows of what they have achieved and earned, and feels content with that. Materialistic impulses happen rarely, if ever, and they don't value possessions and trends nearly as much as most do. The Satisfied usually have a calm personality and tend to be full of care, whether they are open with it or not. Of course they can be selfish, but their selfless nature proceeds that by far.
Downsides are that the Satisfied may be taken advantage of, in the likes of favours per se. It is in their nature to help, and they can be big push-overs when it's about injustice towards themselves. Also, since they don't want to bother their peers and close ones, they keep most of their problems inside. If this builds up they may start to suffer in silence, a completely unnecessary act.
Because they have a hard time to say no, and since people may use them, with time the Satisfied could grow hateful and distrusting. However, it appears now, that they are not. They reckon that some people are bad news and stay away from them. They stay with their own group of trusted people instead. As the Satisfied's name implies, they don't seem to have any dreams or goals. That is a perception not quite true. As any other human being, they do have them. But the difference is, that the Satisfied are content with their life even if the dream would not come true.
Quote: "It is not length of life, but depth of life." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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astig!! di nga?? hahaha...
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here's the LINK if you want to try it..
Quiz 7: What Power is Compatible With You?
Your power is: The ability to breathe under water
Explanation: When swimming, you don't need to get up and take a new fresh breath since you take in oxygen from the water. This allows you to stay in the water as much as you'd like. In good purposes it can save drowning victims. In evil purposes it can help you drag down a person to the depths and have them drowned. This power helps you escape the world, if even for a bit, since you have grown to despise it so much.
You have been a beaten dreamer with aspirations crushed. Now you try to control your hopes because you don't want to get hurt again. You feel there is no hope for you in the future and have no real goals. But unlike the Controller of Time you do still feel, even if it's mostly negative emotions. You have few friends, if any, and feel you are unable to speak about your troubles. And unlike the Transformer, you don't feel happiness nowadays. All seems to be filled despair whereever you go and you are bitter becaue the world has failed you. It didn't turn out the way you wanted it too and you feel betrayed. It is also likely the feeling of betrayal comes from past relationships where you were left alone in the end.
Negative aspects: Since you are highly depressed and not letting out your emotions properly there is a possibility for cutting, to let the emotions out. Also, if the feeling of despair grows to strong you might consider taking your life.
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ouch!!
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here's the LINK if you want to try it..
Quiz 6: What Do You Need in Your Life?
You are a pretty normal, well-rounded person that just craves that fairy tale love where you will be swept off your feet and live happily ever after. Chances are that you fantasize or dream about it so much that you either see all the guys/girls as unromantic or you tell yourself that anyone could be your soulmate. You long to have someone by your side and you want to give back on the romance part too, not just give.
here's the LINK if you want to try it..
Quiz 5:What Dark Word Represents You?
eto resulta...
Your word is: Brood. You are a true thinker and often try to figure out the meaning of life, why we are all here etc. You may not be so social, and often think twice before acting but those thoughts you have in your mind never stop flowing in. Sometimes you can be so concentrated you forget about other things that you have to do. Don't change, this world needs deep people.
here's the LINK if you want to try it..
Quiz 4: What is your element?
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hindi yata ako toh!!
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here's the LINK if you want to try it..
Quiz 3: How is your soul?
Other people are your concern, even if you don't know them. If you see a person trip you worry is he is okay. You put your loved ones first and you're very mature. When someones sick you're nurturing and always try to help family and friends when failure strikes them. You can be called the motherly one, if you are in a group of people, which doesn't have to be bad. Love is something that's already in you and you have a lot to give whether you believe it or not. Your friends probably love you very much and come to when they need help since you're reliable. People can feel secure with you and generally like you.
here's the LINK if you want to try it..
Quiz 2: What wise quotes fits you?
by Unknown...
Your buds is the source of your happiness (maybe not all but still). Even if it's just one, a couple or a whole group they are the ones you can't wait to see. It does not matter if you're shy with everyone else or not, with them you let your true spirit shine and can be as loud as you want. They accept you, and you love them for that.
here's the LINK if you want to try it...
Quiz 1:How do you see life?
how do i see life daw??
Life is great. Smiling is your way of living and you always try to cheer your friends up. When serious times come, you rather solve it as painless as possible. You may fear the darkness since you don't want anyone you know or yourself to be unhappy. Still, so far your life hasn't been that bad, maybe you'll get really lucky?
here's the LINK if you want to try it..
the miracle of a brother's song
in Mommy's tummy.
The pregnancy progresses normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee.
Then the labor pains come.
Every five minutes,
every minute.
But complications arise during delivery. Hours of labor. Would a C-section be required?
Finally , Michael's little sister is born. But she is in serious condition. With siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushes the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St.
Mary's Hospital, Knoxville, Tennessee.
The days inch by.
The little girl gets worse.
The pediatric specialist tells the parents, "There is very little hope. Be prepared for the worst."
Karen and her husband contact a local cemetery about a burial plot. They have fixed up a special room in their home for the new baby now they plan a funeral.
Michael, keeps begging his parents to let him see his sister, "I want to sing to her," he says.
Week two in intensive care. It looks as if a funeral will come before the week is over. Michael keeps nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care. But Karen makes up her mind. She will take Michael whether they like it or not. If he doesn't see his sister now, he may never see her alive.
She dresses him in an oversized scrub suit and marches him into ICU. He looks like a walking laundry basket, but the head nurse recognizes him as a child and bellows, "Get that kid out of here now! No children are allowed.
The mother rises up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glares steel-eyed into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line. "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister!" K aren tows Michael to his sister's bedside. He gazes at the tiny infant losing the battle to live.
And he begins to sing. In the pure hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael sings:
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray..."
Instantly the baby girl responds. The pulse rate becomes calm and steady. Keep on singing, Michael.
"You never know, dear, how much I love you, Please don't take my sunshine away..."
The ragged, strained breathing becomes as smooth as a kitten's purr.
Keep on singing, Michael.
"The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms..."
Michael's little sister relaxes as rest, healing rest, seems to sweep over her.
Keep on singing, Michael.
Tears conquer the face of the bossy head nurse.
Karen glows.
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't, take my sunshine away."
Funeral plans are scrapped.
The next day, the very next day, the little girl is well enough to go home!
Woman's Day magazine called it "the miracle of a brother's song."
The medical staff just called it a miracle. Karen called it a miracle of God's love!
Never give up on the people you love.
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err.. i got this from friendster bulletin.. justin, my cousin, posted it... gave me goosebumps..T_T
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
My Past Life Diagnosis...
Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Canada around the year 1400. Your profession was that of a seaman, dealer, businessman or broker.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
Do you remember now?
I DON'T!! hehehe..
eto poh yung link kung gusto nyo rin itry.. ^_^
Past Life Analysis
Monday, October 22, 2007
Gig ni Jason....
| Start: | Oct 25, '07 8:00p |
| Location: | purplehaze |
habang may niaayos akong kung ano..
eto sabi...(copy&paste)
guymolotov: thea!
guymolotov: gig namin thursday
guymolotov: purple haze
guymolotov: 8pm
guymolotov: free entrance
guymolotov: :D
guymolotov: wag kayo mawawala na magjowa ha? at invite mo na rin mga peyupi pipol
ayan.. sama kayo..
sana makapunta ako...:D
saan nga pala yung purple haze???
Friday, October 19, 2007
For all the ladies.. PLS READ
PASS THIS ON EVEN IF YOU DO NOT USE IT
Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly grad
student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a doctor)
was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out.
They found a blot clot in her neck, and immediately took her by helicopter
to the ER to operate. by the time they removed the right half of her skull
to relieve the pressure on her brain, the clot had spread to her brain
causing severe damage. Since last Wednesday night, she was battling, they
induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, They operated 3 times..
Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do.. They found
multiple clots in the left side of her brain.. the swelling wouldn't stop,
and she was on life support..
She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, and 2yr old
Brandon and 4yr old Justin.. The CAUSE of DEATH - they found was a birth
control she was taking that allows you to only have your period 3X's a
year... They said it interrupts life's menstrual cycle, and although it is
FDA approved... shouldn't be - So to the women in my address book - I ask
you to boycott this product & deal with your period once a month - so you
can live the rest of the months that your life has in store for you.
Please send this to every woman you know - you may save someone's life...
Remember, you have a CYCLE for a reason!
The name of this new birth control pill is Lybrel. If you go to Lybrel.com
you will find at least 26 pages of information regarding this drug.
The second birth control pill is, Seasonique. If you go to the website
of, Seasonique.com, you will find 43 pages of information regarding this drug.
The warnings and side effects regarding both pills are horrible. Please,
please forward this information to as many daughters AND sons, co-workers, friends and relatives. Several lives have already been changed.
Sylvia A. Renteria
Department of Neurosurgery
Clinical Assistant to Amir S. Malik, MD
6410 Fannin Ste. 1020
Houston, Texas 77030
(832) 325-7090
(832) 325-7447 direct
note: you can repost, just dont forget to mention where you got it hihi.. thanks!!!
from: anetshop
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Guymolotov's Blog
blog ni jason...
Sunday, October 14, 2007
what does your name mean?
"Thea"
-----> naks.. charismatic!! hahaha... goddess?? wahahahaha... infairness, totoo sya ah...wag na pumalag..
"Anathea"
-----> nakakatuwa namna tlag toh!! talagang "extremely intelligent" eh noh!! hahahahha.. pero totoo naman eh.. hahahaha.... joke.. di masyado pero most of it are true.. yun lang..
try nyo.. here's the link..
Discover the hidden meaning in your name
Saturday, October 6, 2007
family wallpaper
cute noh?? hehehe.. wala lang.. kasi dami dami dami ko ng naeedit na pics.. wallpaper.. etc.. pero napansin ko na wala pa pala ako nagagawa para sa pamilya ko.. kaya eto.. hehehe.. fink na fink.. :D
Friday, September 21, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Transformer Quiz Result
| Bumblebee As an Autobot spy, Bumblebee is the ultimate robot in disguise. What he lacks in size and strength, he makes up for with courage. He enjoys the company of humans and would do anything for his Earthly friends. Like Bumblebee, you are good by nature. But beware because mischievous thoughts sometimes tempt you. You want to be a leader and show some promise, but you have much to learn. In addition, you use technology when you need to, but you do not embrace the latest trends.
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67%
BUMBLEBEE
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
edited picture...
Sunday, September 2, 2007
i-Witness Docufest
| Start: | Sep 15, '07 11:00a |
| Location: | PUP, COLLEGE OF COMMUNICATION BUILDING |
- LINE UP OF DOCUMENTARIES:
A. LUKAYO - HOWIE SEVERINO
B. GUTOM- JAY TARUC
C. LAHAT LEGAL WIFE- SANDRA AGUINALDO
D. ANGHEL SA DAPIT HAPON- KARA DAVID
E. LITTLE BAD BOY- HOWIE SEVERINO
WHEN: SEPTEMBER 15, 2007, 11:00 AM , SATURDAY
SCREENING START AT 11:00 AM
OPEN FORUM-- 4:00 PM, WITH MR. HOWIE SEVERINO
- FOR MORE DETAILS, EMAIL ME AT FREEURMIND_12@YAHOO.COM, ALLANE_GMA7@YAHOO.COM
- THIS IS FOR FREE! JUST LET US KNOW IF YOU ARE WILLING TO SEE THE DOCUMENTARIES MENTIONED.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
ALLANE ORENDEZ
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
happy birthday to him...
August 22, 2007
hindi ko akalain na ganto mangyayari sa birthday nya.
hindi ko alam magiging reaction nya..
masaya na ko sa kung anu ang meron kami..
na for the first time in history..
nakapagusap na kami ng maayos..
walang ilangan..
walang sumbatan...
at walang galit sa isat isa..
nakapagkwentuhan ng nakangiti..
nagtatawanan na parang walang nangyari..
siguro hanggang doon na lang talaga para samin..
pero hindi hindi ko sya makakalimutan..
kahit sinu pa ang dumating para sakin...
minahal ko sya... ng higit pa sa sarili ko..
ngayon mahal ko pa rin sya..
pero hanggang pangkaibigan na lang yun..
marahil ako pa rin ang gusto nya..
pero sya na rin ang nagsabi.
"i'll give way,cause you deserve someone better"
salamat!! salamat!! salamat!!
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Tomorrow can be too late
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
MEME ni ate lot
Leave your name and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you must in turn post this meme on your page.
9. With a letter I assign to you, you must write ten things you like that begin with that letter :)
sabi niya:
1. you have dimples - hehehe...
2. paputol ka ng buhok - after na ng debut ko.. hehehehe.. yoko magmukang lalake dun.
3. purple - love this
4. that you have nice eyes - really?? hehehe
5. that you always smile and ur eyes too - sabi nga nila.. nawawala daw mata ko..
6. pups - bakit?
7. bakit mo gusto si gelo? - ewan ko ba.. ginayuma ako nun.. wahahahah
8. If I do this for you, you must in turn post this meme on your page. (post my answer on your page and react violently haha! and then dont forget to post the instructions above.)
9. T
TV
Tsinelas
tambol?
tugtog
tshirt?
tilapia
traveling
tambay
texting?
tama na... wala na ko maisip
Saturday, August 4, 2007
heart to heart with ate jhe
uhm, siguro yung elementary days ko.. kasi noon, buo pa family ko.. and nakatira pa kami malapit sa mga pinsan ko na soobrang close ko.. ngayon sobra miss ko na sila kasi anlayo nila samin...T_T
2. paano ka magmahal ng isang tao?
ako? lahat kaya ko gawin para sa mahal ko.. walang issue sakin ang past.. nagagawa kong kalimutan ang lahat para lang sa kanya.. dakilang martyr!! wahahahaha...
3. what if may mag-offer sayo ng free schooling ulit... but this time ibang course... what would it be and why?
free schooling?? hmmm.. I.T. siguro.. orany course na related sa programming.. wala lang.. hilig ko kasi.. o kaya pede din advertising.. sobrang broad kasi and parang ansaya nya pagaralan...
4. kung bibigyan ka ng chance to have a word with someone... sino yun and what are you gonna tell that person?
dad ko, ingat ka dyan.. sana bumalik ka ng safe... iloveyou..Y_Y
5. ano ang feeling ngayon na malapit ka na mag 18?
eto, ngarag sa preparations.. whahahaha...wala namang bago eh.. edad lang mababago.. so walang bagong feeling.. wahahah
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Hotseat ala Jebs..
--- > finish my studies of course..
2) If your ex begs for a second chance, and you sees that he has change a lot and learn from his mistakes and badly want you back, what will you do?
--- > hmmm.. ayoko magsalita ng tapos.. pero as of now, magpapakasaya muna ako sa buhay ko..
3) What is your biggest desire in life?
--- > makita kong proud ang mom ko sakin..kasi alam ko, pag nangyari yun, im at my best na..
4) Will you exchange that to bring your family back?
--- > hmmm.. everything... kasi kapalit nun, walang kapantay na ligaya..(lalim??)
5) Now that you have experience being on a broken family, do you still want to have a family of your own?
--- > of course... i love kids.. and i love boys.. waahahah..joke.. uu naman,. a family of my own.. iniimagine ko pa lang.. naeexcite na ko.. hehehehe.. pero syempre first things first.. studies..
TAGGED ni ate lot.. "interview me!"
1) do you have a crush on mhylo?
---> yeah.. do i have to explain why?? hehehe.. yun na yun...
2) if you could change one thing in your life, anything, what will it be and why?
---> uhm, siguro yung pagkakaroon ko ng broken family.. kasi magulo yung gantong set up eh..
3) have you fallen in love so hard but failed?
--->galing mo magtanong ah...hehehehe... anyway,yeah.. minsan na lang magmahal, ganun pa.. dun sa kaisa isa kong naging bf.. yun na yun.. hehehe.. sana lang yung susunod hindi na magfail..T_T
4) (i hope your not underage for this question) what's your favorite sex position?
---> wahaha.. eto lang kaso, wala pa ako alam na kahit anung posisyon.. sorry... hehehehe,,
5) if you were to be in a reality show (like Big Brother), what kind of person or personality would people want to see in you?
---> personality?? uhm, yung totoo.. happy go lucky na pag kinailangan ng isa sa mga kaibigan, GO!! yun..
TAGGED version ni caramelcurlz a.k.a. ate lot!!!
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Promo Package....
ubo....
sipon....
lagnat.....
package deal....
FOR FREE..
promise..
basta tumambay ka lang sa ilalim ng ulan.....
tapos magpuyat ka...
paggising mo..
JARAAAN....
totoo toh.. promise..
ako meron na.. hehehehe...O_O
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
sagot ko sa post ni jebs,,,
Monday, July 30, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Guy and Girl Facts again??
When you catch a girl glancing at you,
---------------------------------------------she wants you to look back and smile
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you
---------------------------------------------she wants you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
---------------------------------------------she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart
---------------------------------------------she still feels it even when you see each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
---------------------------------------------millions of things are running through her mind
When a girl is not arguing,
---------------------------------------------she is thinking deeply
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
---------------------------------------------she is wondering how long you will be around
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
---------------------------------------------she is not at all fine
When a girl stares at you,
---------------------------------------------she is wondering why you are playing games
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
---------------------------------------------she is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a girl says she can't live without you,
---------------------------------------------she has made up her mind that you are her future
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
---------------------------------------------no one in this world can miss you more than that
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
---------------------------------------------she wants you back, but shes scared she'll get hurt
and knows you're gone forever
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
--------------------------------------------he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
--------------------------------------------He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
--------------------------------------------He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes
--------------------------------------------he means it
When a guy stares at you,
--------------------------------------------he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do
When your laying your head on a guy's chest,
--------------------------------------------he has the world
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
--------------------------------------------he is in love
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
--------------------------------------------he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you,
--------------------------------------------he's with you til you're done
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
--------------------------------------------he misses you more than you could have ever missed him
or anything else
someone was in your mind as you read this??hmm.. sinu kaya??
wahahahaha.. just got this from anetshop!! natuwa lang ako... weeeeeeeeeee....
Friday, July 20, 2007
a divorce letter....
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving awa y
to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband -
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's
true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
$49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a
coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me
that morning.
A fter all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
wednesday the 18th...
nagsimula ang lahat sa paggising sakin ng maaga ng kuya ko.. tumayo na daw ako para magbantay ng shop.. wala akong nagawa.. tumayo at ginawa ang morning rituals.. alas dose ng iwan ako ng kuya ko sa comp shop. sabi nya, magbbanyo lang sya at maliligo na rin..makalipas ang isang oras.. hindi pa rin bumabalik ang kuya ko.. sinilip ko sa loob ng bahay, aba, ang magaling, nakahilata sa kama at natutulog.. pinabayaan ko na muna sya.. basta alas dos aalis ako.. para maghanda as pagpasok...
1:30 na.. pumasok ako saglit at nakita ko na naliligo na sya.. sinabihan ko sya na bilisan nya at malapit na rin ako maligo.. "bakit anung oras ba pasok mo? 4:30 pa klase mo ah.. bakit ang aga mo malligo?? san ka na naman pupunta??" sinagot ko sya na tapusin muna ang .. paliligo mo bago ka magbunganga... bumalik na ulit ako ng shop para magbantay.. pagkatapos naman nyamaligo at magbihis, hinarap nya na ko sa labas..
Kuya: bakit ang aga mo na naman aalis?? san ka na naman pupunta??aalis ako.. may gagawin..
Ako: sa school san pa ba?may klase kaya ako...
K: maya pa 4:30 klase mo.. anung oras pa lang..
A: halloer, maliligo pa kaya ako at magbibihis.. tsaka magrereview pa ko may quiz kami sa first subject!!
K: eh bakit hindi ka nagreview kanina habang nagbabantay ka..
A: oo, makakapagreview ako ng nakaharap sa computer..
K: kagabi bakit hindi ka nagreview..
A: bakit?? anu ba ginagawa ko kagabi?? bantay ako ng shop.. eh bakit kagabi, hindi mo rin ginawa yan gagawin mo ngayon...nakipaginuman ka pa..
K: gabi na kaya..
A: and so???
K: hindi na ko pinabalik dun.. dahil gabi na..
A: basta aalis ako dito ng 2pm..
K: tumigil ka.. may atraso ka pa..
A: kung may atraso man ako, hindi sayo yun.. kay mommy yun...
K: aba.. g*@! ka ah.. nagiinit na ulo ko sayo ha.. sasapakin na kita..
A: edi sapakin mo..sinu ba mananagot??..anu kinaibahan mo kay daddy..WALA NA!!
(sabay tayo ko .. at pumasok sa bahay)
hinabol nya ko.."anu ba talaga gusto mo ha?? sumosobra ka na ah.. gusto mo ba masaktan??" hinila sa loob ng bahay at sa loob ng kwarto ko.. "blah blah blah blah blah blah!!" "%&%($^&%!@!%%^&(&)&%$&#$!#$&%(*)@$^%" *blag, toiinksz, raawr, poinkz* masyado nagng maaksyon sa kwarto nung oras na yun.. maya maya, nung makuntento na ang g*go, lumabas na ng kwarto ko...
nilabas ko na lahat ng iyak ko, bago pa man ako gumalaw as pwesto ko.. pero hindi pa rin talaga epektib.. isanag oras akong nakatulala sa haligi ng kwarto ko..nagiisaip ng kung anu anu.. galit na galit ako sa knya.. GALIT NA GALIT!! tinext ko ang si kuya fj, nagsusumbong sa ginawa sakin ni kuya.. nung tignan ko ang oras.. p*ta.. 2:30 na.. ligo na ko... tumayo ako.. kumuha ng pambihis at naligo..
habang nagbibihis at inaayos ang gamit ko, inisp ko kung may nagtext kaya sakin.. "asan ang cellphone ko???"tapon ng gamit dun tapon dito" nak ng tokwa.. asan na nga??? waaaaaaaahhh... naligo lang ako nawala na?? hindi, namisplace ko lang yun... ikot ng bahay.. hanap dito, hanap dun.. inisip kung san ako pumunta after ko magtext kay kuya fj.. waaah.. sa kama ko lang talaga iniwan.. asan na... lumabas ako.. wala kuya ko dun.. customer ang nandun.. tropa ni kuya.. si jomike.. tinannong ko.. "asan si kuya??" "pumunta sa gagawin nyang computer...pumasok ka ba sa loob?? may pumasok ba na iba??""wala naman.."
ayun.. natapos ang kwento.. hindi ko pa rin alam kung asan... hanggang ngayon.. nakapatay na.. cannot be reached.. p*ta talaga...tinatamad na ko pumasok.. hindi rin ako makakapagquiz.. late na ko.. may report pa ng last subject!! AYOKO NA PUMASOK!!
Saturday, July 14, 2007
sulat ni tatay
sa maniwala ka o sa hindi, ikaw ang pinakamagandang nangyari sa buhay ko. Kahit hindi kami naging mag-asawa ng nanay mo, sana huwag kang magtatampo kung ikasal kami sa iba at magkaroon ka ng mga bagong kapatid. Magmahalan kayo bilang magkakapatid, at huwag ninyong gawing telenobela ang buhay ninyo dahil sa walang kakwenta-kwentang bagay
Mahalin mo ang nanay mo. Wala siyang ibang inisip kundi kapakanan mo. Kung paluin ka man niya o sigawan, ito ay dahil may nagawa kang hindi sang-ayon sa mga prinsipyo niya. Itanong mo kung bakit ka niya pinapagalitan. Kung mali naman talaga, huwag mo nang ulitin.
Piliin mong mabuti ang mga kaibigan mo. Huwag sumali sa barkada na may iisang stereotype. Huwag sumali sa barkada na puro jologs, puro conio, puro bakla, puro nerd, puro manginginom, o puro manyak. Siguraduhin mong nakikita mo ang lahat ng klase ng tao sa barkada mo. Mas marami kang matututunan sa kanila kesa sa TV o sa bahay mo. Marami silang maituturo sa yo na hindi namin kaya, o hindi appropriate na kami ang magturo.
Maging fluent ka sa written and spoken English. Pag-aralan mong mabuti ang subject-verb agreement. Huwag kang matakot mag-consult sa dictionary o thesaurus kapag may hindi ka naiintindihan. Kasi anak, darating ang araw, makakaapak ka sa ibang bansa, at sigurado akong marami kang makakausap na hindi makakaintindi ng Tagalog. Kahit saang sulok sa mundo, makakahanap ka ng magsasalita ng English.
Gawin mo ang lahat para matuto kang mag-gitara. Pag-aralan mo ding kumanta ng nasa tono. Kahit saan mo kasi dalhin ang gitara, maaaliw ka e. Isipin mo yung mga bulag. Hindi sila nakakapag-Playstation. Hindi sila nakakapag-Internet. Hindi sila nanonood ng TV, at hindi sila nakakapag-enjoy sa mall. Pero bigyan mo sila ng gitara at pakantahin mo, matutuwa sila. May kuryente man o wala, mapapasaya ka ng gitara. Makinig ka sa mga kanta ng Beatles. Kapag naging aware ka na sa pag-develop ng musical style ng Beatles, kahit anong genre kaya mong i-appreciate. Sa kanila ka matututong magsulat ng poetry, at sa kanila mo rin matututunan kung paano lagyan ng music ang poetry na ito. Saan ka nakakita ng banda na lampas 30 years nang naghiwalay, patay na ang ilan sa mga miyembro, pero sikat at ginagaya pa rin? Beatles lang ang makakagawa nun, anak.
Pagdating mo ng college, huwag mong kakalimutang subukan lahat ng kalokohan sa mundo. Bakit college? Kasi kung high school ka magiging sira ulo, mawawalan ka ng options sa college. Baka sa walang kwentang money-centric computer institute ka bumagsak. Mag-aral ka ng mabuti sa elementary at high school. Dapat makapasok ka sa UP, Ateneo, La Salle, o UST. Dapat maganda yung course mo. Sa college, balansehin mo yung academics mo tsaka kalokohan. Gumimik ka pero pasukan mo lahat ng klase mo kinbukasan. Huwag magpakalasing kung wala kang siguradong uuwian at kung walang aalalay sa yo pag sumusuka ka na. Wag maadik sa droga. Sumubok kang mag-marijuana pero subok lang. Kung dadating yung panahong hindi mo na mapigilang makipag-sex, siguraduhin mo lang na gaganda ang lahi natin kung sakaling mabuntis mo yung makaka-sex mo.
Practice safe sex. Wag mong kakalimutang mag-survey ng lugar kung may camera o wala. Kawawa naman ang nanay mo kung malalaman niyang may scandal ka.
Huwag mong gawing trial and error ang pagkakaroon ng girlfriend. Alamin mo muna kung ano ang kaya mong ibigay sa isang relationship, at kapag nalaman mo na, doon ka maghanap ng isang babaeng magiging masaya sa mga maibibigay mo. Pakinggan mong mabuti ang mga kuwento ng girlfriend mo. Alamin mo kung ano ang mga gusto niya at mga ayaw niya.Huwag mong sisigawan. Dahil ang babae, kapag pinakinggan mo siya at alam niyang nirerespeto mo siya, mamahalin ka nun habambuhay.
Pagka-graduate mo, iwanan mo na ang mga araw na umaasa ka pa sa ibang tao para mabuhay. Matuto kang mag-ipon. Alamin mo kung tama yung kinakaltas sa sweldo mo. Pinaghirapan mo yang pera na yan. Huwag mong hayaang kunin na lang ng kung sinu-sino. Bago ka gumastos, lagi mong itanong sa sarili mo kung ang bibilhin mo ay isang NEED o isa lamang WANT. Sana maging accountable sa lahat ng ginagawa mo. Oo, hindi maganda ang sitwasyon nung dumating ka sa mundo. Pero sana sa paglaki mo, huwag mong sisisihin ang mga pangyayaring ito kaya ka nagrerebelde o nalulugar sa masamang landas. Ang buhay mo ngayon ay dahil sa desisyon namin na mabuhay ka. Pero tandaan mo to: lahat ng mangyayari sa buhay mo e dahil sa mga desisyon mo.
Anak, marami pa akong gustong sabihin sa iyo. Buti na lang naitanong ko sa isang kaibigan ko kung ano ang kaisa-isang advice na maibibigay niya sa anak nya, at eto yung nasabi niya sa kin.
Sa lahat ng maibibigay kong advice, eto ang pinakamahalaga: LEARN.
Huwag kang matakot matuto. Matuto ka sa Discovery at National Geographic channels. Matuto ka sa library. Matuto ka sa Internet.
Matuto ka sa news. Matuto ka sa Bible, Koran, at teachings ni Buddha. Matuto ka sa mga pagkakamali namin ng nanay mo. Matuto ka sa mga kaibigan mo. Matuto ka sa mga pagkakamali mo..
Best Regards,
Tatay
galing sa blog ni love anover.. wahahaha.. natuwa lang ako masyado kaya nipost ko..
hulaan blues...
1. Write something about fifteen different people.
2. You can NOT say who they are.
3. If someone asks you which one is about them, you are NOT to tell.
1. parang naging tatay ka na rin para sakin.. sana lagi ka andyan para maging tatay sakin.. para kahit papanu, may maramdaman akong father figure. haay.. pag nakikita kita.. always ko naaalala dad ko.. hindi lang dahil sa built nyo ay pareho.. pero dahil ikaw ang nagttreat sakin kung panu ko gusto itreat ako ng dad ko.. waaaah.. alabsyu..^_^
2. miss ko na yung mga araw na lagi tayo magkasama.. nahihirapan ako ngayon sa sitwasyon natin na kahit na okay na satin ang lahat, may iwasan pa rin or ilangan na nagaganap.. sana bumalik na yung dati satin.. mahal pa kita.. pero hindi na pede.. may sarisarili na tayong mundo.. salamat sa pinakilala mo sakin bagong mundo, pero, siguro, hindi ako nababagay para dun.. miss na kita.. sooooobra..cant wait para mahug ka ulit!!ampf.. nga pala.. balik yosi ka nanman ah.. hmpf..>:-(
3.daya mo.. nangiwan ka bigla sa ere.. hindi ko alam kung anu mararamdaman ko sa ginawa mo.. dumating lang sya, iniwan mo na ko.. tapos ngayon itatanong mo kung bakit ako nawawala.. ga*o ka ba?? sinu kaya gugustuhing magpatuloy sa ginawa mo sakin.. haay.. pero, kahit na ginawa mo sakin yun, putek, mahal pa rin kita.. hindi ko pa rin ikaw kayang tiisin.. oh well, hindi mo naman sinabi na forever ka magiging ganun sakin.. hindi ko lang expected na ganun kabilis..p*ta!! waaaaa...miss ko na company mo..(Y_Y)
4. isang araw lang tayo nagkasama, pero ayoko na matapos yung araw na yun.. parang kapatid na talaga ang naging turing ko sayo.. dahil wala akong ate, ikaw ang nagiging takbuhan ko pag nababadtrip ako, pag naaasar, pag kinikilig, pag tinatamad, lahat na yata.. kahit pa pag EMO ako..ngayon, hindi ka na masyado nagpaparamdam.. miss na kita ng sobra.. gusto na kita ulit makausap, makatext.. ive learned to love you and kahit papanu, nasanay na rin ako na takbuhan ka lagi.. kahit na lagi tayo nauubusan ng topic, wahahaha... miss na kitaaaaaa....*hugz* >:D<
5. ilang beses ka na nag-alok na ililibre mo ko,mapapamasahe man mapasine, o mapapancit canton.. lahat yun, alok na lang ba?? kailan matutuloy yun?? wahahaha...hintayin ko yun..>:-p
6. kasama na kita ng ilang araw.. wala lang.. pareho kasi tayo wala magawa sa buhay natin kundi tumambay.. hindi ba tayo nagkakasawaan ng muka?? wahahaha.. tapos pag uwi natin, pareho pa online.. nak ng.. ewan sayo!! :p
7. miss ko na kaw.. ilang kitaan na ang binalak.. sa text, puro kulitan.. sagutan ng quotes.. ahh ewan.. basta.. miss ko na company mo.. actually company nyo!! balik kayo dito!! overnight kayo sa bahay!!*hugz* loveyousis..>:D<
8. wag mo na uulitin ha?? hindi yun ang sagot dun.. kahit anu pang problema yun.. hindi depende sa problema yun.. basta NEVER naging sagot yun sa problema..you still have us.. takbo ka lang samin.. tatakbuhan ka din namin... habulan tayo.. para sumaya ka.. hehehe.. alabsyu.. sana mameet na kita in person..*hugz* >:D<
9. kung ayaw mo magaway tayo?? wag mo ko papakialaman... ayusin mo buhay mo para wala kang sinisisi.. magpakatino ka para umayon lahat sayo yung ginagawa mo.. eh ikaw eh.. nagpapakaga*o ka tapos pag wala na gusto mo yung mga nangyayari, kami na lahat ang damay.. pasensya ka ginustomo yan.. kaya MAGDUSA KA!! >:-((
10. natutunan na kita mahalin.. sana lang lagi mo iingatan sarili mo.. masaya na ko ng ganto tayo..basta make sure lang na okay ka.. haay.. tulad ngayon, hindi ka okay... tapos ayaw mo pa ipaalam sakin.. basta pag hindi mo na kaya... andito lang ako.. if you need a hug, sayo na lahat ng hug na maibibigay ko.. lam ko alam mo na para sayo toh!! miss na miss na kita..lalo na yung mga tambay natin sa foodcourt para magkwentuhan hanggang magsarado ang mall.. haay..i wish i can hug you now..really realy miss you,,,ingat na lang lagi ha?? :-*
11. sana bitawan nyo na ko.. ayoko na talaga eh.. mas lalo lang ako nahihirapan.. sinabihan ko na naman kayo na ayaw ko na eh.. bakit ayaw nyo pa rin ako tigilan.. haay.. kesa naman lagi ko kayo tinataguan at pinalulusutan diba?? haay.. i want my old self back.. please let me do the things na gusto ko mangyari sa buhay ko..T_T
12. sa lahat ng tanungan, hotseat at kung anek anek pa, ikaw ang nakakaalam kung anu talaga ang nararamdaman ko sa mga bagay bagay sa site.. sana lang manatiling sikreto ang mga yun..miss na kita bro.. our secret will always be a secret ha???alabsyu.. *hugz* advance pala... >:D<
13. wahahah.. ang living jukebox ko.. hehehe..amishu.. sana makabonding ko na ulit kayo.. kita kita na ulit..unang una pa lang, inlab na ko sa boses mo.. hehehe..missyoulotz.. >:D<
14. gawin mo gusto mo gawin.. mapipigilan ka ba namin?? hindi naman diba?? malaki ka na.. lam mo na ginagawa mo.. sana lang hindi ka mapahamak sa ginagawa mo.. pag sinaktan ka nya.. itaga mo sa bato, dadanak talaga ng dugo.. sisiguraduhin kong hindi na tatagal pa buhay nya.. sana maging masaya ka sa mga magiging desisyon mo.. kahit na hindi ako sangayon, gusto ko maging masaya ka..>:-(
16. asan ka man ngayon, miss na miss na miss na kita.. sana makita kita sa debut ko.. pero mukang malabo na.. napakalayo mo.. hindi ka nagpapramdam.. gabi gabi, iniisip ko kung anu na kaya nangyayari sayo.,. kung okay ka ba dyan, kung kumakain ka sa tama.. hindi ko alam kung anu talaga dahilan ng pagalis mo dito, pero sana maayos na ang lahat.. mamatay na silang lahat na umaapi sayo.. miss na kita talaga.. basta lagi mo lang poh sanang tatandaan, na awayin ka man nilang lahat.. dito lang ako, mahal pa rin ikaw ng kaisaisang prinsesa mo.. mahal na mahal...*huuuuuugz* :- |
*punas luha...
kaya ayoko nagmmessage message eh.. naiiyak ako.. amppf.. ayan na jebs, nagawa ko na.. hulaan blues na.. wahahahaha...
Thursday, July 12, 2007
you can make things happen...:p
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case - ok"
Next: Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case - ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case - ok"
"Even if you have nothing, you can make things happen."
MikeSumera's Birthday!!!
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
BBA -MN III-2N
Friday, July 6, 2007
Women Are Difficult
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If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man
If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding
If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy
If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!
Thursday, July 5, 2007
your surname means....
SPELL YOUR SURNAME tapos...yun na yun! galing sa friendster 'to...
A: you like to drink.
B: you like people.
C: you are really silly.
D: one in a million.
E: great in bed.
F: you are dead sexy.
G: you never let people tell you what to do.
H: you have a very good personality,
looks and a very good kisser.
I: great in bed.
J: people adore u.
K: you're wild and crazy.
L: unbelievably great in bed.
M: great in bed.
N: you like to drink a LOT.
O: awesome kisser.
P: you are popular with all types of people.
Q: you are hypocrite.
R: fuckin crazy. (in a fun way)
S: easy to fall in love with.
T: you're loyal to those you love
U: you are really silly.
V: you are not judgemental
W: you are very broad minded.
X: you never let people tell you what to do.
Y: best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z: always ready.
OK....
R: fuckin crazy. (in a fun way) - yeah.. maybe.. wahahaha
O: awesome kisser. - hmm.. how did you know?
B: you like people. - yeah i do..
L: unbelievably great in bed. - oh c'mon..
E: great in bed. - am i really??wahahaha...
S: easy to fall in love with. - ewan.. siguro..
kayo naman..
Truth about girls daw....
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day.
5.When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually is not sure how to react to them.
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare, ayt?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals) :)
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in any way.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start calling her friends to spread the news.
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you!!
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories .
22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first look at the girl next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.
24. Girls love having fun!
25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.